Have a Beef with the School Board? Cut Mike’s Tail!Posted: May 5, 2011
Congratulations and Thank You to Rob Rich for winning this auction! Roosevelt Elementary is several hundreds of dollars richer, and after Sue of Level 5 Salon did her magic, Mike looks younger and thinner than ever. Thank you Sue!
Come on, admit it! You aren’t entirely happy with how the San Leandro School Board is doing. In particular Mike Katz-Lacabe (aka “my husband’) should be doing a much better job! Maybe you are a teacher and angry at him because he stuffed your classroom with kids, maybe you teach PE and resent that the Board cut your hours next year, maybe you are a parent and resent his views on homosexuality, religion, race or uniforms… Perhaps you are even a former superintendent and really have a beef with him.
And there is no reason for this to end there! Are you a personal friend of former trustees that he helped defeat? Do you hate Mayor Cassidy? Mike helped elect him! Are you upset about how high your property taxes are? Mike worked to pass two bond measures for the schools. He is despicable.
Now it’s your chance to get back at him. You know that long, luscious brown hair that is his pride and joy? That soft, smooth, silky mane that gives him that sexy heavy Jesus look? Well, you can now rid him of it! Cut if off, leave him looking like a hedgehog! Roosevelt Elementary will be holding its annual Spring Auction this Saturday, May 7th, starting at 5 PM (at the Veteran’s Memorial Hall on Bancroft Ave.). Mike will be auctioning his ponytail to the highest bidder during a live auction at the end of the night. The winner gets to cut it off him or herself, in front of a live audience, and then donate the ponytail to the Locks of Love charity. If you can’t be there, maybe you can get someone else to bid and do the deed for you (Tony Santos, here is your chance at revenge!). But don’t miss this unique opportunity.
Now, here is the best part. Sunday is Mother’s Day so you know he won’t be able to get a real haircut until Monday at the earliest – so you can have the satisfaction of having him looking goofy during my special day. You hate me too, right?
So come to the event and bid high!